What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

Your going to be alright just relax

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?